Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving...– Albert Einstein
The Shortest Horror Story Ever →
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. -Frederic Brown
A Note on Gym Etiquette
Dear Pudgy Air Force kid, It is perfectly fine with me if you use the random piece of equipment lying somewhat near to the equipment I am currently utilizing. What isn’t okay are these three things: 1. Asking me if you can use said piece of equipment while I am in the middle of a set. 2. Leaning under the cable and between me and the equipment I am using to grab said piece of equipment...
Everybody wants to change the world, but nobody thinks about changing himself.– Dostoevsky (via missfolly)
I am absolutely addicted to clicking through these. Why? I have no idea but I find it fascinating… The photos in which everything is laid out meticulously neat are extra invigorating. I wasn’t sure anything could top cleverbot.com, The Tales of Pooter, or PostSecret.com but I believe this has. Best explanation I can come up with: It is almost like sitting in an airport (or other...
I have been so uninspired to write lately. I have no idea why that is. This place? This job? My utter contentment with my relationship status? I honestly don’t know. For whatever reason the creative bug isn’t biting. Side note: My pen never keeps up with my mind. It is infuriating at times. :End side note. The days are winding down for this rotation and each day the...
And I shall call you my blog...
I have officially decided I need a blog. Just a little space in the internet between the fern and the radiator where I can share my thoughts, my excitement about seeing camels, tales of chasing away the stray cat who insists he lives here, my secret enjoyment of the taste of envelope glue, and other riveting things. I expect that the tales will get better as time goes on. The adventures should...